I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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