i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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