Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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