so explain again why im purple
no
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
