Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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