Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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