why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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