Plan B is the new Plan A
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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