I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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