NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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