we made out on top of his cat.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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