just survived the first fart of the relationship.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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