i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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