Hey man sorry I got all grabby
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
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I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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