I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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