i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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