dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Its about making memories worth repressing
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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