out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
