Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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