Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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