Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
