My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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