i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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