I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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