Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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