ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
we have pet lesbian snakes
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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