Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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