drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize