OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
3 2 1 whiskey
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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