so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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