You're so nebulous sometimes
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.