So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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