Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(706): View more from Georgia

Did we have sex last night?

(1-706): View more from Georgia

I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.

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(631): View more from New York

Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him

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(404): View more from Georgia

If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.

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(703): View more from Virginia

A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world

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(801): View more from Utah

Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first

(206): View more from Washington

You are the luckiest man alive

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(214): View more from Texas

Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.

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(630): View more from Illinois

btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts

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(701): View more from North Dakota

You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT

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