no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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