I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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