The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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