I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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