He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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