Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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