Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
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he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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