i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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