u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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