It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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