you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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