in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
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My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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