Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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