I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
This baby is an asshole
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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