so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Randomize
