your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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