Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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