Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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