Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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