and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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