Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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