where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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