i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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