Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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