I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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