the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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