I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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