YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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