oh god the rape fog is back!
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
