Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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